| Title: Mandalay Author: Jo Pairing: Christian Kane/Jensen Ackles; Steve Carlson Rating: PG13 Summary: There's a towel, a top knot, a hotel in Vegas, and a tank full of fish. Disclaimer: While Christian and Jensen are friends in real life, Christian, sadly enough, is not the guy who lost his pants in Vegas. Notes: Dedicated to without_me, coolwhipdiva, and chrismm, for letting us regale them with the story of the pants-less frat boy, and to Brenda for actually living through said event with me. *g* Thank you to Brenda for the beta. It was much appreciated.
... "No, there's a...hold on -- DON'T GO IN THERE! -- There's a bit of a problem, man." … "First, it wasn't my fault this -- wait up, man, not in there! No, this way, c'mon. -- Yeah, still here. He lost his jeans." … "Yeah." … "Dude, I don't know! If I knew, he wouldn't…hang on -- Wouldja come here? Man…fuck! Sorry, sorry. Look, just hurry up and get here. We're at Mandalay… What? I know where we're supposed to be. He wanted to go out and -- No, just his jeans." … "Yeah, he -- go in there and I swear I'm gonna cut off that damn topknot!" … "Yeah…yeah, uh huh…uh huh. Exactly." … "No, I don't know…" … "A towel…yes, a towel. What the hell, man? I wasn't gonna let him walk around bare-assed in the damn casino!" … "What? No!" … "No, I went in the men's room and…fuck, hold on -- Damn it, wouldja stop yellin'? I know, but I don't know where…" … "Damn it, stop calling him that." … "No! We're friends who sometimes fuck. Why the hell you gotta put a label on it?" … "Fine, whatever, shut up." … "Wasn't me, man, I was in the men's room. Came back out and they were gone." … "Hell if I know, man." … "Yeah…wait, no! I'm not drunk. And no, we weren't fucking in the elevator." … "Dude, that was just a hand job and it was the Luxor." … "You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?" … "Look, shut up, that's not the point. The point is…aw, fuck. Don't go outside! Dumb sonuvabitch …" … "The point is that Chris is wandering around Mandalay Bay wearing a shirt, his boots, and a towel and nothing else, and you do understand what I mean by nothing else." … "Well, of course. Why else would his boots still be on?" … "Do I need to remind you that he's crazy?" … "Maybe because my jeans would fall off of him? Yours, though… Man, you're the same size he is!" … "Why're you arguing with me when he…" … "You just -- oh, shit, he's found the fish tank -- What? You're here? Here at the hotel here?" … "Steve, you asshole. Bring him a goddamn pair of jeans!"
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