Title: Unax
Author: Jo
Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Viggo is paranoid. Sean is just confused.
Disclaimer: Never happened. 100% fictional.
Notes: For cathybites on the occasion of her birthday. It's late, yes, but I do get there eventually! Brenda's the one who suggested this. *g*


"What?"

"What what?"

"Don't give me that." Viggo fixes Sean with a stern look.

"What?" Sean doesn't have to pretend to be confused. "Vig, the hell are you on about?"

"You're giving me that look again."

"I am?" Sean blinks, then frowns. Perhaps Viggo has finally gone completely barking. Not that Sean is sure he'd be able to tell, given how Viggo has always been a bit daft.

"That look that says you think something happened."

"What?" Really, following a conversation with Viggo was almost impossible. "What happened?"

"Nothing happened."

"Huh?"

"With Unax."

"Un...Vig, what the bloody hell are you talking about?"

Viggo just gives Sean another look. Right. Unax. Who...ah, wait. The pretty little Spanish boy from Alatriste... Ah hah!

"Guilty conscience, Vig?"

"What? No."

"Uh huh, sure, mate. Whatever you say..."


~fin~